ALL MUSHYED UP, UMMM NICE

Hey they only come out once a year, so we thought wot the fuck, you gota try these things-----my freind ohnestly, you gota try these things, they are the fucking  dogz bollox. yeeeeee ha.

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LOOK CLOSE & U CAN SEE THE WEIRED CHILD SAT DOWN---             THE BUTT PLUGS ARE OUT                              

"DADDY ARE YOU GONA SPANK ME AGAIN TONIGHT?"  --------------------- "HAS ANY ONE SEEN MY FACE COOLING CREAM?"                        

"HAS SUMBODY PUT SUMTHING IN MY TEA?"                                                                                             RIGHT IM OUT OF ERE           

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE FUCKING ACE-------          NO COMMENT                

AND ANOTHER ONE---------------------------------------------CHECK OUT TOM, SURVEYING THOSE TITES!"

                                                                                                                                       "WOT TITTES??"

                                              

       WE ALL LIKE TO DRESS UP SUMTIMES     

                                       MY NOSE IS FUCK THAT BIG